It’s Monday and I’ve spent the entire day cleaning the apartment. After a wash I relax and watch one of my favourite movies on my black and white TV. It’s Tuesday and the electricity has gone off 6 times. At night. It’s Wednesday. I’m on the bus, off to work. Read more
My naivety was the only thing supressing my laughter. ‘Surely he can’t be doing what I think he’s doing?’ It all started with the question “how old are you”. It’s an honest question, but still a question best played with children, most of whom have no distinction between 20, 30 Read more
It’s 10am. I’m drinking coffee with my head swirling. The sun begins its defrost cycle, the neighbours white and ginger cat has been let out and begins its morning prowl, and I really begin to miss my mum. Yes, that wonderful wench has gone back to soggy Blighty to begin Read more
Shania Twain has a way with words. Everyone knew that the second she boyishly uttered “let’s go girls”, and face it, you thought “YES SHANIA!” (even though you were burley Bob from Barnsley). When she sang “You’re Still The One” she opened the song with the lyrics “looks like we Read more